RE: Amazon Boycott, continued (fwd)

["Kuruvilla, Stan" <Stan.kuruvilla@isinet.com>]

Title: RE: Amazon Boycott, continued (fwd)

Since the discussion on the original Amazon topic is on a brief
tangent into IIS, and Microsoft now, I thought people might be interested
in seeing some of the latest code in Windows 2000.

This was a message forwarded to me so I cannot attest to
the veracity (or lack thereof) of the code that follows. ;)

/*  Source Code to Windows 2000   */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
    {
      display_copyright_message();
      display_bill_rules_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      if (first_time_installation)
        {
          make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
          do_nothing_loop();
          totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
          search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
          make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
          disable_Netscape();
          disable_RealPlayer();
          disable_Lotus_Products();
          hang_system();
        }
     
      write_something(anything);
      display_copyright_message();
      do_nothing_loop();
      do_some_stuff();
     
      if (still_not_crashed)
        {
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          basically_run_windows_3.1();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_nothing_loop();
        }
    }
 
  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
 
  if (fast_cpu())
    {
      set_wait_states(lots);
      set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
      set_mouse(action, jumpy);
      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }
 
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
 
  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
      else
        system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
 
  while(something)
    {
      sleep(5);
      get_user_input();
      sleep(5);
      act_on_user_input();
      sleep(5);
    }
  create_general_protection_fault();
}